Job source: Craigslist
Commentor: (Skippy)
Wanna get in? (What?)
We’re going for a ride. We’re on a journey to bring truth and transparency to information on web. It’s a long drive to parts unknown. It’s one part Lewis and Clark. One part magical mystery tour (1. Lewis and Clark were on what arguably was a magical mystery tour 2. WHAT?). One part mass-movement. One part digital technology. We are brave. We don’t drive 55. We don’t put it on cruise control. We are a new, consumer internet business right here in the technological and cultural capitol of Seattle in Pioneer Square (I found this in the NYC listings). We are naturally drawn to discovering the Next Big Thing in an entrepreneurial environment that encourages us to do so. We are a small group of fearless visionaries, business leaders, technology geniuses, media mavens and entrepreneurs, plus we have exposed brick walls and free lunch on Wednesdays… (wait...free? I'm listening!)
The Context
We’re dedicated to what we believe is an important and provocative mission that transcends business: Powering people to promote truth and transparency on the Web. SpinSpotter is people-powered. It relies on people like you to use our tools to help make the Web a more truthful place. We believe that every time a journalist or marketer or anybody puts words up online, they ought to be held to some kind of standard. If not, then how can we trust what we read? (Is this Bill O'Reillly playing a joke? You know, the 'No Spin Zone'. No? You don't? Okay.)
We think Spinspotter has broad appeal regardless of one’s interests. Whether you’re a news junkie seeking unbiased reporting, looking for truthful product reviews, reading a Wikipedia entry, or evaluating someone’s LinkedIn profile – you should be able to ask “Is that true?” and get an answer that gives you confidence. (Boo, opinions! Goodbye philosophy, hello Spinspotter)
So we built “Spinoculars.” They plug into your Web browser to let you highlight and share the spin you find and also let you see what other SpinSpotters have deemed biased, dubious, or patently false while you’re surfing the Web. Learn more about what we do here.
The Opportunity
We are looking for curious, critical, fearless and scrappy (hehe) people hungry to be heard. To grow, learn and share in a fun, fast-paced, high-stakes environment. You are independent and opinionated. Self-motivated, perhaps a recent college grad. You are definitely “digitally native”, webified, wired, wireless and well-connected in your online social networks. You are fascinated by social media and have an itch to not only contribute to an exciting effort, but also to create meaningful change in the world.
You will be an avid observer of modern culture and media and an early adopter of technology. You’ll be serious about accountability but ready to embrace risk. You’ll be a seeker, always exploring, always innovating, always learning.
If this sounds like you we’d love to hear from you.
The Path
As a first step on your path to truth on the web, please visit the site, download your Spinoculars (it’s free, easy, fun, and dare we say, world-changing), register an account, and begin experimenting as a Spinspotter as you surf the web. Share it with your friends, and get their feedback. Then email us and tell us what you think. We look forward to working with you! (Well hello there, guerilla marketing. You cannot fool Skippy.)
Thanks,
The SpinSpotter Team
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Creative Cover Letter #2
Position:
I'm honestly not even sure. Something marketing related
Job Description:
Entry level with internal growth, will train from scratch. Only superheroes need apply. It literally said that.
Cover Letter:
Subject: SUPERior Applicant
Dear Hiring Manager,
When I was young, I knew I was different and my parents always told me I was special. I assumed they were just trying to make me feel better about not having friends. As I grew older, I learned more about myself and I realized they were right - I had powers!
One night in college, I sat in the library trying to finish a paper for my Anthropology class. I had one sentence and it was as dull as dull gets. I grabbed my keys to leave, clutching a mysterious family heirloom that I had been using as a key chain. Suddenly my mind was filled with ideas, puns, and almost lyrical writing. Excitedly I typed so fast I'm surprised smoke did not expel from the keys. Before I knew it, I had written a masterpiece. I sat back and I realized there was something special going on. It felt like magic.
I raced back to my dorm room to see if anything else strange would happen. If ideas were coming to me, what next? Cure for cancer? I sat and waited, touching my key chain once more and holding a pen and paper. Nothing happened. I walked over to my desk to find more mystical looking pens, perhaps involving glitter ink. As I sat at my desk I realized I might as well clean it while I waited for something exciting to happen. I opened the drawer and began to take things out, and everything went black.
I woke up a few hours later, confused and scared. Where was I? I looked around. There was a large calendar on the wall with a detailed schedule written down for each hour of the day that month. As I moved closer to read it, it looked a lot like my schedule. I knew I was still in a dorm room but everything was so...orderly. I opened the desk drawer and it was full of my test papers. They were filed chronologically and separated by core class and major. I was in my room but everything was perfect. My computer was open and as I clicked through windows I realize every assignment for the rest of the semester was finished and I had emailed my professors for extra credit. I started to worry about these powers: It appeared I have the superhuman ability to get work done.
I realized my abilities but I knew no one would ever believe my story. I would have to start at the bottom just like everyone else, and work my way up until I could really utilize my abilities. So far my writing style and organization has been attributed to my education. I am glad to find an organization that understands. If you would like to meet with me at your headquarters, I can use my ability to make the subway not be delayed to be sure I arrive punctually. Please email me at _____@yahoo.com or reach me by phone at (347) 555-2424 I hope this is not a cover of the Villain organization Omnicorp. They have tried to lure me in before.
Sincerely,
Skippy Garfield
I'm honestly not even sure. Something marketing related
Job Description:
Entry level with internal growth, will train from scratch. Only superheroes need apply. It literally said that.
Cover Letter:
Subject: SUPERior Applicant
Dear Hiring Manager,
When I was young, I knew I was different and my parents always told me I was special. I assumed they were just trying to make me feel better about not having friends. As I grew older, I learned more about myself and I realized they were right - I had powers!
One night in college, I sat in the library trying to finish a paper for my Anthropology class. I had one sentence and it was as dull as dull gets. I grabbed my keys to leave, clutching a mysterious family heirloom that I had been using as a key chain. Suddenly my mind was filled with ideas, puns, and almost lyrical writing. Excitedly I typed so fast I'm surprised smoke did not expel from the keys. Before I knew it, I had written a masterpiece. I sat back and I realized there was something special going on. It felt like magic.
I raced back to my dorm room to see if anything else strange would happen. If ideas were coming to me, what next? Cure for cancer? I sat and waited, touching my key chain once more and holding a pen and paper. Nothing happened. I walked over to my desk to find more mystical looking pens, perhaps involving glitter ink. As I sat at my desk I realized I might as well clean it while I waited for something exciting to happen. I opened the drawer and began to take things out, and everything went black.
I woke up a few hours later, confused and scared. Where was I? I looked around. There was a large calendar on the wall with a detailed schedule written down for each hour of the day that month. As I moved closer to read it, it looked a lot like my schedule. I knew I was still in a dorm room but everything was so...orderly. I opened the desk drawer and it was full of my test papers. They were filed chronologically and separated by core class and major. I was in my room but everything was perfect. My computer was open and as I clicked through windows I realize every assignment for the rest of the semester was finished and I had emailed my professors for extra credit. I started to worry about these powers: It appeared I have the superhuman ability to get work done.
I realized my abilities but I knew no one would ever believe my story. I would have to start at the bottom just like everyone else, and work my way up until I could really utilize my abilities. So far my writing style and organization has been attributed to my education. I am glad to find an organization that understands. If you would like to meet with me at your headquarters, I can use my ability to make the subway not be delayed to be sure I arrive punctually. Please email me at _____@yahoo.com or reach me by phone at (347) 555-2424 I hope this is not a cover of the Villain organization Omnicorp. They have tried to lure me in before.
Sincerely,
Skippy Garfield
A moment with Skippy
Today during a phone interview with a prospective employer, he explained that this position was different than most jobs because he would be giving me vague assignments and expecting me to figure out how to complete them on my own. He would not be holding my hand through the process like they do at other jobs. It is a unique opportunity.
You get the picture.
Funny, it sounds exactly like every job I've had.
You get the picture.
Funny, it sounds exactly like every job I've had.
Creative Cover Letter #1
Position:
Front Desk Receptionist
Job Description:
Answer phones, greet guests, light office work
Cover Letter:
Dear Ms. M---,
I came across the position as the Front Desk Receptionist at P----- on Craigslist, and I believe I am your ideal candidate. My previous position was at a non-profit organization as well and I have been a member of a professional organization in the past. These are just some of my qualities that might make me stand out from the other applicants for this position.
Still not convinced? I love making small talk - especially about mundane topics. The weather? Yes, I do have a muse about the condition today! Politics? You bet I can quickly formulate an opinion that is neither for or against any given issue. Religion? Hold on, I am going to seamlessly transition the chit-chat away from that one.
I have excellent phone repertoire and outstanding administrative skills. I worked in the promotions department of WFUV Radio, a public radio station. Here I often had to calm down angry members, which I would bet might be a challenge I will occasionally have to face in this position. Customer service is my specialty! I have experience scheduling, word processing, making travel arrangements, ordering supplies and preparing expense reports, as well as practically any other administrative task one could imagine.
I am a self starter and do not need to be closely supervised in order to go above and beyond in my work. I am excellent in all Microsoft Office programs, and I type 60 wpm. I am a sharp, quick witted, intelligent person with an attention to detail second to none. In addition, I may be a devilish rascal but I know when it is appropriate to be serious, rest assured.
I know that the combination of my experience, education, and delightful charm will make me an asset to P------. I am available to begin immediately, and I promise to make you laugh if you bring me in for an interview. I can be reached by phone (347-555-2424) or by email at ___. Thank you for any consideration that may be given.
Sincerely,
Skippy Garfield
Front Desk Receptionist
Job Description:
Answer phones, greet guests, light office work
Cover Letter:
Dear Ms. M---,
I came across the position as the Front Desk Receptionist at P----- on Craigslist, and I believe I am your ideal candidate. My previous position was at a non-profit organization as well and I have been a member of a professional organization in the past. These are just some of my qualities that might make me stand out from the other applicants for this position.
Still not convinced? I love making small talk - especially about mundane topics. The weather? Yes, I do have a muse about the condition today! Politics? You bet I can quickly formulate an opinion that is neither for or against any given issue. Religion? Hold on, I am going to seamlessly transition the chit-chat away from that one.
I have excellent phone repertoire and outstanding administrative skills. I worked in the promotions department of WFUV Radio, a public radio station. Here I often had to calm down angry members, which I would bet might be a challenge I will occasionally have to face in this position. Customer service is my specialty! I have experience scheduling, word processing, making travel arrangements, ordering supplies and preparing expense reports, as well as practically any other administrative task one could imagine.
I am a self starter and do not need to be closely supervised in order to go above and beyond in my work. I am excellent in all Microsoft Office programs, and I type 60 wpm. I am a sharp, quick witted, intelligent person with an attention to detail second to none. In addition, I may be a devilish rascal but I know when it is appropriate to be serious, rest assured.
I know that the combination of my experience, education, and delightful charm will make me an asset to P------. I am available to begin immediately, and I promise to make you laugh if you bring me in for an interview. I can be reached by phone (347-555-2424) or by email at ___. Thank you for any consideration that may be given.
Sincerely,
Skippy Garfield
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